Frequently Unasked Questions

Is your name really Clarence?

Yes

How old are you?

According to the SSA, the name "Clarence" peaked in popularity in 1895. So that puts me at 93 years too young to be named Clarence.

Do you also have a funky middle name?

It's supposed to be David, but my mom accidentally only wrote the initial on my birth certificate. So according to the government my middle name is just the letter "D".

Why do you live in Montana?

The real question is, why doesn't everyone live in Montana?

Where did you live before Montana?

In Salt Lake City for about 14 years, getting my degree and working for various creative agencies and tech companies.

Any hobbies?

I sing, write, and record super sad songs. I also play sad piano music.

What kinds of skills do you have?

My background is primarily in advertising and design, but I also spend a lot of time animating things, editing videos, building websites, and trapping bears that wander onto my property.